I couldn’t be more proud at how far the Bruins have come. From the Flyer’s upset in 2010, to winning the Stanley Cup a year later (sweeping the Flyers, I might add), to making the playoffs yet again this year. We Bruins fans are a family. We stick by this team through thick and thin, tears and happiness, winning and losing.
Patrice Bergeron- Thank you for being the most underrated, well-rounded player in the NHL.You deserve so much more credit than what is given to you. I’m so proud to call you my assistant captain.
Gregory Campbell- Thank you for being our Soupy. Never change.
Jordan Caron- Thank you for fighting for a spot on the roster. You play with so much passion and you deserve every goal you have gotten this year.
Nathan Horton- Thank you for smiling through all of the pain. Thank you for being a complete inspiration to the city of Boston and to your teammates. Get well soon Horty (‘:
Chris Kelly- Thank you for being everything you needed to be. You exceeded every expectation us fans had for you.
David Krejci- Thank you for your great celly’s and for staying positive through rough times. We love you.
Milan Lucic- Thank you for everything you do. Everyone wants you on their team because you fight, you score goals, and you’re good looking. Keep up the good work Milan, I hope you stay a Bruin for a really long time.
Brad Marchand- Thank you for being a brat, for having the most fucked up nose, for scoring 28 goals and for being a badass. You are a huge part of the reason why we are known as the team who always sticks up for each other.
Daniel Paille- Thank you for being the biggest derp and for being a solid member of the Merlot line.
Rich Peverley- Thank you for playing your heart out every game. You work so hard and deserve way more credit than people give you. Thank you for coming back from your injury healthy.
Benoit Pouliot- Thank you for your amazing shots and for always being a reliable and open option to pass to.
Brian Rolston- Thank you for coming home and proving yourself a great addition to the 67-23-12 line.
Marc Savard- Thank you for trying your hardest to come back. We miss you Savvy.
Tyler Seguin- Thank you for being 20 years old and leading the Bruins in goals. Thank you for bringing so much to this team. I hope you stay a Bruin for the rest of your career.
Shawn Thornton- Thank you for being a BAMF, sticking up for your team and not taking shit from anyone.
Johnny Boychuk- Thank you for blocking as many shots as possible and for having really pretty eyes.
Zdeno Chara- Thank you for being an amazing leader and role model, for having the fastest slap shot in the NHL and for playing your 1,000th game. Thank you for everything you have done for this organization.
Joe Corvo- Thank you for scoring 4 goals and proving to fans that you don’t screw up all the time.
Andrew Ference- Thank you for having amazing tattoos and for being a team player, always.
Adam McQuaid- Thank you for being a solid defensemen and for kicking peoples asses when needed.
Mike Mottau- Thank you for calling yourself a Bruin, even if you don’t always get to play.
Dennis Seidenberg- Thank you for being our German Prince and shooting from the blue line when no one else did.
Greg Zanon- Thank you for your fantastically bald head.
Anton Khudobin- Thank you for proving to us that you can be solid if (god forbid) Timmy ever gets hurt.
Marty Turco- Thank you for being a bro and letting us borrow you for a month. Your troll-ness and mustard yellow pads will be missed.
Tuukka Rask- Thank you for being the best back up goaltender in the league and for always being on your game. You are flawless.
Tim Thomas- Thank you for being God. For saving mostly everything that comes at you. You might not be at the top of the goaltending charts this year, but you’re still #1 to Boston.
Thank you for a fantastic regular season. Make us proud in the proud in the playoffs boys!
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I want to die. Fuck the Giants. Patriots all day